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Well, if I gambled on that, it’d be an abuse of my privileges of traveller in time.
… Ten quid?
Done.
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jessie how does your hair even work
you just rotated 180 degrees and your hair continued pointing in the same direction
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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves…
• Some say he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat…
• Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue…
• Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally…
• Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he’s scared of bells…
• Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic…
• Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals…
• Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs…
• Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees…
• Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him…
• Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts…
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do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school
OMG YES, very.
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